Part Two - Christology (the doctrine of Christ)

When did the Mormon Jesus have his beginning?
he did not have a beginning, he is eternal and has always been
at his birth in Bethlehem
When he was born in Heaven, as the first-born brother of our heavenly family
he was created first, even before the earth itself

What is the relationship of the Mormon Jesus to Lucifer?
they are enemies
the devil does not exist in Mormon teaching
they are long lost friends
they are feuding brothers

What was the Mormon Jesus relationship with women on earth?
he had no sexual relationship with women
he refused to touch, or be touched by a woman
he married a few women, including Mary Magdalene
he helped lead a feminist revolt in Israel

How was the Mormon Jesus born to this earth?
by means of a supernatural virgin birth
he simply appeared one day, and Mary accepted the challenge of raising him
he was not born, he simply arrived
God the Father had a sexual relationship with Mary, and Jesus was conceived

Where is the Mormon Jesus following his resurrection?
His Spirit is in hearts of his followers, and His body is seated at the right hand of the Father in heaven
he is probably running a planet somewhere, and having lots of kids by His many wives
waiting around in the clouds with a harp
he is in the temple at Salt Lake spiritually